Friday, June 22, 2007

The key to understanding Larison

The key to understanding Larison is to remember the most traumatic and formative event of his childhood: the night a horrified six-year-old Daniel watched in terror as an intruder to his New Mexico home brutally murdered his parents with an axe. That intruder was let off on a technicality, and later founded a investment bank, ran the 2002 Winter Olympics, and was elected Governor of Massachusetts.

What, you say it never happened? Doesn't it explain his blogging obsessions better than anything else? Heck, I'd finger the killer as Abraham Lincoln, but he has an alibi: he died some 110 years before that terrible night in Albuquerque.

Context.